Not Me Fun

Certainly. Positively. Without a Doubt. Definitely. NOT ME!


I did not wake up early one morning with my husband after staying up super late snooping through other people's business & blogging and then go back to sleep after he left for work for the day. My daughter who is four years old did not wake me up three hours later with breakfast in bed. She did not pour cereal for her little sister, herself, and me all by herself ( milk & all ) and then bring it to me. She is way to young to be so self-sufficient. I am not still amazed that she did all that without spilling cereal or milk all over the kitchen.

I did not step totally out of my comfort zone this week and apply a streak of green & blue eyeshadow to my eyes this week because my shirt had the exact same shades. I didn't totally love it and I won't be trying it again.

I did not totally freak out about my van totally died on me this morning. After releasing the parking brake to back out of my driveway this morning the brakes did not fail (we did not dangerously roll down our very steep driveway into the road.) The steering wheel was not locked and I wasn't stuck unable to drive period. I wasn't seriously trying to figure out who stole gas out of my vehicle in my own driveway while simultaneously trying to figure out how to push/steer my vehicle out of the middle of the roadway. This absolutely, for sure, without a doubt did not all take place before the teenager sitting beside me reminded me it usually helps to turn the vehicle on.


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