Nope Not Me!

I have the luckiest family in the world, for you see....My house is clean and organized, there is no dried on food stuck to anything, I don't have cabinets with mouse poop in the back corners, and my garage is neat and tidy. A functional storage space where my van has room to park. I don't have a mountain of laundry in my laundry room because I keep on top of that at all times. My yard is nicely landscaped and last years leaves, and branches from the ice storm are long gone. There are no major repair jobs around the house because I married mr. perfect and he stays on top of that without me even asking. My walls are pretty colors, no bad paint jobs or peeling wall-paper. My children aren't currently sharing a bed because the top bunk is filled to overflowing with miscellaneous items that need to be put away. My house plants are not dying for lack of water because I keep putting it off in order to get higher priority items done, like pay bills and bathe my children. Nope, I am a time managing champion and everything around here is smooth sailing....Yep, it's time for Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.

I did not serve for dinner a combination of leftover home-made pizza, green beans, yellow rice, and black olives just because my hubby was out of town and I could get away with not cooking. Nutrition is very important in our house and I never let laziness keep me from serving fresh, well rounded meals three times a day.

I did not get super excited because my two year old finally asked to go potty, and actually went poop all by herself! Well, actually 'by herself' translates into declaring her need to go, pulling down her own pants and crawling all over the potty until I finally helped her get into the correct position. (Anyone else have a tot that can't seem to figure out how to get on right?) Still, we ALL happy danced and celebrated this major accomplishment. We are not weird at all, be don't celebrate poop, we don't tweet about it, and we certainly don't blog about it. Said two year old then did not pee her pants.



You know you want to! You can head over to her blog to read what MckMama and everyone else have not been doing this week.